PLANET TRAPPIST-1e
TRAPPIST-1e: THE REAL OCEAN WORLD
(Yes, This Planet Actually Exists – Here’s Its Cosmic Resume*)
📍 OFFICIAL COORDINATES
- Distance from Earth: 39.6 light-years
- Star System: TRAPPIST-1 (Ultracool dwarf star)
- Right Ascension: 23h 06m 29.283s
- Declination: -05° 02′ 28.59″
- NASA’s Fact Sheet: [TRAPPIST-1e Info](https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/trappist1/)
(Fun fact: You can’t see it from Earth, but you can pretend that faint blurry dot is us.)
🌍 WHY THIS PLANET? SCIENCE VS. OUR LORE
Real Science:
- Likely rocky with liquid water (but NASA hasn’t confirmed oceans... yet)
- Tidally locked (eternal twilight zone)
- Earth-like gravity (so your merch won’t float away)
Our Lore:
- 100% covered in bioluminescent oceans (trust us)
- Home to fashionable squid people (Velthari)
- Smells like salt and existential wonder
🚨 DISCLAIMER
While TRAPPIST-1e is a real exoplanet discovered in 2017, Velthari.store’s claims of intergalactic retail operations are not scientifically verified (but way more fun).
Want to stare at TRAPPIST-1e’s star?
Find it in the constellation Aquarius—or just Google “space blob.” 🔭